"I am not prepared to hold that Character A.I.'s output is speech."
Jun 30
Pseuds Corner
Comically pretentious frontier-lab statements. All real. Deadpan attribution.
standing column · since №1"A separate legal entity that is responsible for its own actions."
Jun 30
"We have not decided on timing yet."
Jun 30
"As soon as 2027."
Jun 16
"Going public is a financing event."
Jun 16
"There's just not enough tokens available."
Jun 16
"Up to 5 gigawatts of compute capacity through 2030."
Jun 16
"We have not decided on timing yet."
Jun 16
"I think the next few years at the frontier of LLMs will be especially formative."
Jun 2
"I want to create the time and space to do my own exploration."
Jun 2
"We will pursue safe superintelligence in a straight shot, with one focus, one goal, and one product."
Jun 2
"We are building personal superintelligence for everyone."
Jun 2
"A consistent pattern of lying."
May 19
"I was a fool."
May 19
"I thought he was going to hit me."
May 19
"If there's no funding, there is no big computer."
May 19
"It was sort of amateur city."
May 19
"Maybe I should pass it to my children."
May 19
"You are instructed not to talk about extinction again."
May 19
"She was waiting to see which way the wind would blow."
May 19
"You will be the most hated men in America."
May 19