COMPUTE! The AI industry, overheard · Est. 2026
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The Acquihire Beta

Fig. 2 · personal net worth (post-deal) vs. publicly-stated principles · regression

Subject$ realisedStatement of principleβ
Shazeer~$1bn”would not let me ship a chatbot”0.92
Murati$12bn (valuation)pre-product, on alumni capitaln/a
Zophundisclosed”unethical conduct” (alleged)
Wang$14.3bn (Scale)“build superintelligence”1.00
Sutskever$32bn (valuation)“one focus, one goal, one product”0 (no product)
  • Time-and-space, per the subject’s standing statement to The Information, remains an explanatory variable rather than a dependent one. The regression has been withheld pending further exploration.